Slop Simulator

Welcome and congratulations on joining our big family, you and your friends are going to love the fast food industry! Your brand new restaurant location will soon attract clients and we want it to be a success just as much as you do.

To ensure we're on the same page regarding customer satisfaction and employee well-being, here's a list of our values:

Locally sourced, fresh ingredients

Walk around the backstreets and collect pizza boxes, toilet cleaner, trash bags, and pretty much anything: your coworkers in the kitchen will find a use for it in the Slop Machine! This marvel of technology can turn everything into delicious slop, even inedible trash.

Each ingredient can be turned into a specific kind of slop: battery acid's pretty sour so it'll be Fuego flavor, dead rats are Meaty, and buckets of paint are thick, delicious Creamy. Find the right garbage and mix and match!

A wide range of menu options

You can't just prepare a batch of slop in advance and call it a day: each customer will want a specific flavor and may request an additional something, toppings, or one of many other options your menu can offer.

With time you'll even unlock drinks you can make out of fruits you'll grow yourself! Delicious lemonade with a perfectly legal amount of toxic fertilizer.

Management knows how important it is to make the restaurant feel like it's really yours so you can change the name of each of the flavors! You think "Ooey gooey yellowey tastey" is better than "Creamy"? You got it, chef!

Explore the neighborhood

The key to success is knowing your environment: you're encouraged to explore your surroundings, break into homes, and get to know the area.

Find a place that's too hard to reach? You can stack items as high as you'd like to build ladders, towers and bridges, so you can climb them while yelling "PARKOUR!!".

There's something for everyone!

Oh bother, did your friends drag you into this? Don't worry! There's plenty to do even if you don't care about the restaurant's financial success! 

You could build jump puzzles with trampolines, play video games on the company laptop, and there's a rumor out there that the sewers hold countless riches and wonders for those brave enough to face them...

Why you should you play this game

Slop Simulator is a goofy, chaotic, and kinda gross fast food simulator. It's a perfect game for you and your friends to mess around for the evening.

There's no player cap, it's full of shitty Unity Asset Store models and out-of-bounds secrets, you can play however you'd like with very few restrictions and there's so many main and side activities that everybody can find something they'll enjoy.

It was made by a human with no generative AI involved, because that stuff really stinks.

Slop Simulator is a short joke project that turned into a one-year-long actual game, you're going to have a fantastic time. - MonAmiral